Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What is Jesus' favorite gun?
A nail gun.
What was the last thought Jesus had before he died?
"Man, I could really use a crowbar right about now."
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
