Tool jokes
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.