Tool jokes
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
I really need jokes for my Atom bookmark project :3
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair?
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb.
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them, with fuck.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.