Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
I would've have make a joke about alzheimers. too bad i forgot about it....
Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
-Dark_Humor
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail
I drew a picture of Colby
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Summer wasn't too bad either.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
-Dark_Humor
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
