New Too Bad Jokes

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Summer wasn't too bad either.

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

What a magic trick, it's so bad!

Too bad, chick.

Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!

Too bad it's a dying trade. :)

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.