Too Bad jokes
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
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Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more
ROAST ME (not too bad tho)