What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Too Bad Jokes
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
I gave my friends some buttons.
Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."
Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.
