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Squirrel

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"

Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"

"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."

"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"

Africa

What does the "W" stand for in Africa?

Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.

Website

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Dick

My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.

Guy

What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.

Button

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

Smoking

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Ghost

I told my wife I needed a blood transfusion when I could not remember. She said, "Be positive too."

Bad, I am now a ghost writing this.

Community

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Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

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