Toilet Paper jokes
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.