Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper jokes

Wallpaper

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Toothbrush

Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."

Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."

Crap

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Coronavirus

I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.

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  • Road

    Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

    To wipe the chicken's ass!

    Road

    Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

    To get to the rear end.

    Roll

    What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?

    "Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭

    Bear

    A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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  • Uncle

    Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

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  • Wife

    My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.

    I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"

    I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"

    Store

    What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?

    We’re wiped out!

    Time

    You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

    Crack

    What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?

    "I got stuck in a butt crack!"

    Finger

    When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

    Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.