Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll

Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.

Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper

the toilet paper tried to cross the road he couldnt because he was stuck in a CRACK

No more toilet paper Jokes please

What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

“I’M WIPED!!!”

why did the toilet paper cross the road?

to get to the rear end

KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin good

When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll down the road

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-licking good.

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

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