Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the rool, and then I said; "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
why did the toilet paper cross the road?
to get to the rear end
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
Poo
Women are like rolls of toilet paper they are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot and they deal with a lot of s##t.
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
