Toilet Paper jokes
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?
So, it was you....
Toilet paper cried across the road.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Last time I got a piece of ass was when my finger went through the toilet paper.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the rear end.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Wat?
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭