"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why y’all be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? To wipe the chickens ass!
why did the toilet paper cross the road?
to get to the rear end
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper? Hey check me out I'm on a roll! 😂😂🤭🤭
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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
you
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive. I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked "How is that supposed to work?". I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
No more toilet paper Jokes please
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
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What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack
I am having a shit and there nothing else to read
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
