Toilet Paper Jokes

Anonymous

Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained

Toilet paper fight hat

Anonymous

Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b

It's A Secret

Question: Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Answer: Because there was a…

CRACK IN IT!!! HAHAHAHAHA! :)

Anonymous

Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo

Anonymous

Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack

Anon

Why can’t the toilet paper be cheeky? It’s between cheeks at the moment.

Milton Williams
in Toilet

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who’s day was more shittier!?🤷‍♂️💩

hahah

we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don’t have a dog

Anonymous

How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

Because of the Corona Virus

Stephanie

What time is it when you eeee

Dan

“Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road”? “Cause there was a crack”

The Texacan

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.

Anonymous

Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

Anonymous

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn’t want to get stuck in any more CRACKS

Anonymous

Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up because that’s the way he rolls

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Love

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡 was the best game I had to get in my

Butt wipe

Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

Anonymous
in Toilet

today my toilet paper ran across the road but it got stuck in the crack

no name

why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)

Anonymous

You dropped your toilet paper right and you you want to pick it up but you can’t because you have 💩 poop in your but and it scwoshd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂