Toilet Paper jokes
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
"Tyler teller, come to daddy!"
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
you.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
Community talk
Ok, completely random question: when you sit on the toilet, do you dry yourself with toilet paper after you fart?