Toilet Paper

Toilet Paper Jokes

Hill

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

Because of gravity.

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  • Way

    Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.

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  • Sense

    Deja-poo.

    The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

    Road

    Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?

    Roll

    I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.

    So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"

    People

    Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.

    Toilet paper fight hat.

    Name

    Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."

    Road

    How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?

    Because of the Corona Virus.

    Poo

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Ididap.

    Ididap who?

    That's the joke, you did a poo!

    Fart

    Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

    Toilet

    The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

    Boy

    We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.

    Road

    Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

    It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.

    Life

    Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.

    Cheek

    Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?

    It's between cheeks at the moment.

    Road

    Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.