Toilet Paper jokes
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Poo.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Today my toilet paper ran across the road, but it got stuck in the crack.