Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Toilet Paper Jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Wat?
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
