Toilet Paper jokes
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Poo.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky?
It's between cheeks at the moment.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!