Toilet Paper jokes
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Wat?
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind.
So I called, "Toilet Papers Rolling In!"
Only really smart people will get this without it being explained.
Toilet paper fight hat.
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?