Toilet Paper Jokes

Anonymous

Poo

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack

dev

why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?

cuz he got stuck in the crack! butt crack

jeff
in ADD

why could’t the toilet paper cross the street

because it got stuck in a crack

Anonymous
in Best

why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee

dummy

why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise

Mayah

Why couldn’t the toilet paper roll down the road

Eli Pardue

Why didn’t the toilet paper not cross the road? it was stuck in a crack

Yr

Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper

Anonymous

Why do u keep repeating the same joke

Anonymous

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It go stuck in a crack

Anonymous

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don’t have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that’s everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

Anonymous

Toilet paper cried across the road

nah son

wat

Anonymous
in Puns

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack…

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the street?

Because it got stuck in a crack :)

Anonymous

I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”

Anonymous

Ahh the CORONAVIRUS

Anonymous
in Sister

My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

Ryan Collins

Hay guys I use toilet paper