Toilet Paper jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
I did not.
No more toilet paper jokes, please.
You dropped your toilet paper, right? You want to pick it up, but you can't because you have poop in your butt and it scwoshd! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My wife wanted a boob job. I told her it was too expensive.
I told her all she has to do is take some toilet paper and rub it in between her boobs for a few days, and they would get bigger. She asked, "How is that supposed to work?"
I replied, "I don't know how it works, but it did a heck of a job on your ass!"
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How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
We hired this boy to pick up dog poop. We just remembered that we don't have a dog.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.