Toilet Paper Jokes

Anonymous

What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? … We’re wiped out!

Anonymous

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it’s finger-licking good.

Anonymous
in Sadness

Why did the toilet paper not make across the road

Because it got stuck in the crack

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Urmom
in Toilet

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao

Why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road? Cuz it was stuck in the crack… buttcrack

NO toilet

the toothbrush Says’’ i have the worst job in the whole world’‘. the toilet paper behind him’‘yeah right’'.

Anonymous

What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk ?I got stuck in a but crack

CHUCK

DEJA - POO

The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.

Yeetus

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Corona Virus and toilet paper.

Anonymous
in Stop

No more toilet paper Jokes please

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Anonymous
in Plunger

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!

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Anonymous

What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”

chuck
in Anti-jokes

Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack

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Funny
in Toilet

Why did the toilet paper cross the road

To get to the Bottom

Mark Walberg

What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?

“I’M WIPED!!!”

dev

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack

Anonymous

why did the toilet paper roll down the hill

because of gravity

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Anonymous

🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with
📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them? use them for toilet paper 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄

Mr bean

Knock knock Who’s there Ididap Ididapwho That’s the joke u did a poo

Toilet
in Orphan

Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don’t have anyone to give him some toilet paper!