Toilet Paper jokes
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Women are like rolls of toilet paper. They are either really cheap or expensive, you use them a lot, and they deal with a lot of sh*t.
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."
Why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to escape the corono virise?
Ahh, the coronavirus!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't; it got stuck in a crack.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Hey guys, I use toilet paper.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!