Why do u keep repeating the same joke
DEJA - POO
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Yo mama is so skinny she uses floss as toilet paper
Hay guys I use toilet paper
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Other jokes:
1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
Toilet paper cried across the road
No more toilet paper Jokes please
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger? They both jump in the toilet!
Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b
we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Ahh the CORONAVIRUS
why did the toilet paper roll down the hill
because of gravity
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP