the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
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Why are orphans always on the toilet? Because they don't have anyone to give him some toilet paper!
Poo.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What did the poop say to the toilet paper? “You’re on a roll!”
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Why did the toilet paper not make across the road
Because it got stuck in the crack
Toilet paper cried across the road.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
