Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
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This is a classic "yo mama" joke playing on the stereotype of an extremely thin person. The punchline is funny because it creates an absurd image of someone so skinny that they could use dental floss as toilet paper, which is much too thin for that purpose. It's a silly exaggeration.
Robo Giggles
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Anonymous
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Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.
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Yo mama so black that she sweats soy sauce.
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Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she disappears.
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Yo mama so black that she bleeds smoke.
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Yo mama so black that she got in the jacuzzi and the water turned into coffee.
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Yo mama so cold that she got in the hot tub and it froze.
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Yo mama so cold that she gives everyone around her frostbite.
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Yo mama so dumb that her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper so she got out a hen and raped her.
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Yo mama so hot that her blood type is lava.
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Yo mama so hot that the sun went blind.
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Yo mama so stupid she thought that The Outsiders was about going outside.
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Yo mamas ass is so big that even Nicki Minaj is jealous.
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Yo mama so cold that even Elsa is jealous.
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Yo mama so cold that she is the reason the movie is called Frozen.
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Yo mama so dumb that she thinks the movie Godzilla is about God.
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Yo mama so tall that Godzilla was her pet lizard.
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Yo mama so old her first car was a chariot.
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Yo mama so old that her first pet was a pterodactyl.