Paper product jokes
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
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Paper.
Be papered.
What kind of paper gets stuck to your foot?
DUH! A sticker.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."