Paper product jokes
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Q: Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
A: It did not want to get stuck in a crack.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.