Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
Hey, buddy, let me break it down for your smooth brain. The toothbrush thinks it has a terrible job, right? But the toilet paper is like, "Hold my beer," because its whole purpose is to wipe poop. See, it's funny because "shitty" means both bad and full of poop. You probably didn't notice that, did you?