Wallpaper jokes

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.