Wallpaper jokes

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

If I'm the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a guardian of the galaxy?

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.