Wallpaper jokes

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"

Walls.

Trump plays Fortnite for walls.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

What will Donald Trump build in our devices?

A firewall.