What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD
When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus
My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st
your hairline is so long it reaches your toes
Wash It Away- By- Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions-Why does it always feel like I'm The one that's had a bad day? Whether I'm stuck in traffic or Showing up to work late Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to Forever been working all week For a jerk that thinks they can Say whatever they want to me I'll just bite my tongue for a Couple more days Soon I'll be in that island sun Surfing those waves I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Finally I'm here and I cant even Stop myself from smiling Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island Don't miss my 9 to 5 Living like a local on this island time I got those sandy toes and Nobody knows jump in the Ocean and just go with the flow I'll miss my sandy toes I've got to go back before you Know this island is my home I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta wash it away Wash it away I need the beach I love the ocean Put my feet in the sand Watch the earth in motion Ya had a bad week ya had a bad Day Take it to the shoreside and wash It away Oh yeah You gotta Wash it away Wash it away
I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet
Tan toes
send toe pics lol:)
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
i remember my sons last words: i stubbed my toe
you smell dirty toe nails and pigeon sex
If you park your toe-truck on the footpath it'll get toe-d.
