Toe jokes
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Toes for hoes.
What's your favorite Fortnite location? Mine is Tilted Toers. 馃槀
What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
My grandma stubbed her toe in an elevator on September 21st.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.
Why do your orphans not drink beer?
Because last time they did, he went to suck some dudes' toes, then he tried to take him to his parents, but I guess that never happened.
Y鈥檃ll can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.