Tow jokes

Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡

Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.