Tow jokes
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Fuck teslas
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
Two towers.
Two (DYM 112)
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Fall
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Community talk
In a land where laughter fills the air, Wilkinsonburritos brings flavors to share, With Dagger in hand, they venture forth, Im With Stupid, a beacon of mirth.
Jake and Wade stroll down the lane, While Heroin Monkey dances in rain, Madi twirls with grace, a sight to behold, Feetlust whispers secrets, stories untold.
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Sixty-four people playing games and talking Black Hole threatens all of them 'Til a blue hand stops them Their name is Four, with X in tow Can they trust them? I don't know! They said, Don't you wanna battle for a prize? You could win a BFDI Eight teams of eight are made Get a basket and you'll be safe Elimination time, it's Cake at Stake Pencil's out and taken away Where'd she go? Their jaws are slack Four brings … Read more