Tow jokes
Towing ropes can't be learned. They must be taut.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Fuck teslas
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
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