Toe Jokes

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

what do you call stephen hawking's toes on fire. Hot wheels

this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.

what's a cannibals' favorite snack?

men toes!😂🤣

what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

tic tac toe.

I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.

what does Michael Jackson saw when he stubs his toe?

OW!

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person. Sorry didn't mean to step on your toes

Toes for hoes

What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony

If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?

The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled

What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”

“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”

What do you call a man with a curly toe?

Carlito

My grandpa lost his toe today😔.....nvm we found it's in his TOEtruck

Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: please.

Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.

Kid: ever body is hugging

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis !!! (my-toe-sis)