Toe jokes
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Toes for hoes.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.