While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
what do you call stephen hawking's toes on fire. Hot wheels
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
What does a serial killer make for breakfast?
Scrambled legs and toes.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Toes for hoes
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
