this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”
“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
Why do emos suck at playing tic tac toe on their wrists? Because when they win they lose.
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Use this roast.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes. When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Toes for hoes
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
What do you call a man with no shins ? Tony
If your sister steps on your toe . You will call it ?
I wish I was a toe bc I want to be banged all day
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
My grandma stubbed her toe in a elevator in september 21st
i only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes
what game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
tic tac toe.
your hairline is so long it reaches your toes
