Toe Jokes

When I trying to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!

Q:What is the best Disney character

A:toe mator

What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Ruber-toe

What did Allan say to his Sister Bully when she stepped on his toe. Mitosis

Two plus two is four Minus one, that's three, quick maths Every day, man's on the block Smoke trees (Ah) See your girl in the park That girl is a uckers When the ting went quack-quack-quack You man were ducking (You man ducked) Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda) He's got the pumpy (Big ting) Hold tight, my man (My guy) He's got the frisbee (Few) I trap, trap, trap on the phone Movin' that cornflakes (Uh) Rice Krispies Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G) On, on, on, on, on the road doin' 10 toes Like my toes (Like my toes) You man thought I froze I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin') If she ain't on it, I ghost Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam) You donut Nose long like garden hose

What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.

send toe pics lol:)

Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam

Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show

He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare

Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept

Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it

Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket

What did the brother cell say when the sister cell stepped on his foot? Ow, mitosis! (my toe, sis)

greg fucking steals toes!

What’s Steven halking favorite song head shoulders knees and toes

my sister was at sixth street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled so she called the police XD

You know your doctor is gay when he ask u to touch your toes and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus

What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes? A flamingo

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed. "Cheese-its Christ!"

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet

Tan toes