80+ Best Toe Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Doctor

Anonymous · 8 years ago

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

Something

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows Carnage from a comic book or animation, with his mouth open in an exaggerated expression of pain, or shock. The text overlay says: "When you drop something on your toe."

Flamingo

never · 8 years ago

What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?

A flamingo.

Cheese

Anonymous · 7 years ago

I live in a world made of cheese. Someone stubbed their toe and screamed, "Cheese-its, Christ!"

Beach

Anonymous · 6 years ago

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

Forehead

Bozo · 3 years ago

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

Sister

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

Comment if you can relate🤌

The meme shows two images. The first is an image of Michael Scott looking tense and the text "ME" above it. The second image is of a crying cat and the text "MY SISTER" above it. The text above both images says "Me: *Sneaking out with my sister* My sister: *Stubs her toe*"

Cheese

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A Hot Pockets box with the text "Hot Pockets" at the top. Below is a text that reads "Toe Nails" instead of "Hot Pockets" followed by "cheese with sauce in a crispy buttery crust". Below this text there is a picture of the filling.

Garlic

Why should you care · 1 year ago

really is there

The left panel shows a man with a confused expression and text overlay that reads, "Too much garlic"? What's next? Too much love? Too much desire? The right panel features four stone head figures that are reacting to an event which is described in text above the image as 'Four of my toes watching the little toe take a coffee table leg to the face.'

Insult

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message that reads, "Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, I wasn't born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low-level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers, you absolute gormless minger."

Bro

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 3 years ago

bro instead of detos its meat toes

Two meatloafs shaped like feet on a baking sheet, with red sauce on top of the ankle and small pieces of white material attached as toenails.

Foot

i love cheeks and toes bruh · 2 years ago

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Game

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image featuring a wizard-like figure with a long white beard and a hood, standing with arms outstretched, emanating light. Below him, a dragon is positioned amidst flames and lava. Overlaying this imagery are bullet points of text: 'This pisses me off for real. Manual breathing. Manual swallowing. Manual blinking. Your toes are touching. You're itchy. The Game.'

Finger

Dish3rm3s_luvva9 · 14 days ago

A scene from Pirates of the Caribbean featuring Captain Jack Sparrow looking completely bewildered. Above the image, text reads: 'Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes have no toetips, yet you can tiptoe, but not tipfinger'.

Dog

SexyAndIKnowIt · 3 years ago

Friend:Want to see my dogs?Me:Yeeeahh.Friend:

A close up of a person's foot showing their toes with white nail polish.

Community talk

Remorseful Anemones

whoever reads this licks toes

Anonymous

When you hate tomatoes but you realise they have the word "toe" in them so you lowkey start foaming in the mouth

Jaynayic‼️♡

What will happen if I deep fry my toes??🧍🤔