React

React jokes

Friend

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Coke

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

Memes

Blanket

My mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she received it from her cousin. (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed by the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile. (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)

All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

Toilet

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Roblox girlfriend

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

Batman

That awkward moment you try to relate to Batman by killing your parents.

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    Community

    Hypothetically. How would you react if I stopped talking anymore because hypothetically someone told me I was annoying as fuck.

    Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

    Rylee and Toast, I'm sorry for the way people are reacting to everything. Rylee you deserve better than what they are saying. Toast is very happy, I'm happy for you two.