Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's about orphans, see? Orphans don't have moms or dads. Mother's Day and Father's Day are days to celebrate them. So, orphans "miss" those days, taking them out of the year. You probably miss a lot of stuff too, judging by your understanding of jokes.