Q:Why did the first Koala Fall off the tree A: Because it was dead Q: Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead too. Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was hit by the other two Koalas on the way down Q:Why did the fourth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in Q: Why did the fifth Koala fall off the tree A: Because it was curious to see where the others were going Q: Why did the sixth Koala fall off the tree A: It was tied to the fifth koala Q: Why did the seventh Koala fall off the tree A: Peer group pressure

Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!

How did Hitler tie is tiny little shoesies?

With tiny little Nazis.

my penis is tied in a knot

what did the shoe say to the other shoe?

nothing it was tied up in a other conversation

“Can you tie a knot?” “I cannot.” “So you can knot?” “No, I cannot knot.” “Not knot?” “Who’s there?” “F… off!”

A missionary was caught by cannibals. we was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, “You can’t stew me. I’m a friar.”

if you…- take a ccap of a bottle isit decapitaition soryr guys i tre i te i tried harder this tie i ll try again sorry i cant delteeete things

Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!

My friend broke his tie. That’s a tie breaker.

An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can’t reach it so she calls her son for help a few minutes later son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- slips and noose chokes her to death

What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?

They took a class trip.

What did the hat say to the tie? I’ll go on a head, while you just hang around!

A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.

The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.”

The friends are cheering and one friend asks, “So… did you get any head?”

The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it.”

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.

What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying

Why tie when you can knot?

how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi’s

I like my women like I like my wine.

Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck