People claim that Trump has Russian ties.
FAKE NEWS!
All of Trump's ties are made in China.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan
He has family ties
what do you call a chinese person with 1 leg? tie son whu
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth, it's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
A guy and his girl just finished making love. Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks "Have you thought about any baby names?". The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says "Well propably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
one time little johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree and he moved the stoll and the tree broke. little johnny screamed. " HAHA Your skinny enough to break the tree"
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tieing them up
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
How to be a hero. 1. Tie a noose in your front yard. 2. Find and capture a furry. 3. Hang that furry because they deserve it. It’s easy as 1-2-3!
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
