Tie jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."

I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."

How do Germans tie their shoes? Answer: In Nazis!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.

Why are Trump's ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.