Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
me : hey! do you know how to tie a knot? person : yea, why? me : cause I need help tying this noose :)
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
if you.....- take a ccap of a bottle isit decapitaition soryr guys i tre i te i tried harder this tie i ll try again sorry i cant delteeete things
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get a-head, so they ended in a hare-tie!
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter? Palpatine: Flew it.
Why tie when you can knot?
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
What did the boy say to the show ? Can you please tie me.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
How do Germans tie their shoes ? Answer: In Nazis !
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
