Scarf jokes

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their rhymes!

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.