Scarf jokes

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their rhymes!

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.