Scarf jokes

What did the headless horseman say to the woman?

"Give me head."

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?

Long sleeves.

It's okay, you had socks on :)

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their rhymes!