Thought Jokes

I told my dad, " I just thought of something funny." He said, ..." Your face?"

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shelleriouse.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding

I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

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I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy

If your born deaf what language would you think in

we cant go under..... we cant go over...oh no we got to go thought it!

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years? Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

I've recently been treated with Asthma and have been prescribed penicillin. One day I was taking it and a man screaming "SUIII" came into the room and stole it! He thought the penicillin would give him penalties. I couldn't breathe, shame on you Penaldo for ruining my life!

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead