What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
Yo mama is so stupid she thought keeping you was a good idea
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
Thought a waitress said to me you're good looking In fact she was asking If I'd like some pudding
sams mum is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought east enders finished
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom whats dark humor?" I thought about it than said, "Go wave to that blind person" and he just looked at me, confused, but angry.
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong but I thought they were talking about a food so I said wrong yummy
Yo mama such a creep she thought PTSD stood for Please Touch Small Dicks
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
why did a mexican go to home depot? because he thought it said "home deport"
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
we cant go under..... we cant go over...oh no we got to go thought it!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead
