a surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery
boss: "we have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "how?"
surgeon: "I thought to do your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "get out"
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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
Joe mama so hairy when she went to the movie theater the people thought she was chewbacca
Do you ever consider during the cremation, that the meat is well done?
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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
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You're so poor, that when you walked into an elevator you thought it was a mobile home.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
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Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"
So In revenge of the sixth when Anakin goes and kills the younglings I thought to myself hey it’s just another day in an American school
