I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
is it me or was 9/11 too plane i thought it would be more exciting
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
People generalize others too much.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
