Thought jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.