Thought jokes

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.