Thought jokes
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?
Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.
Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
Hey, I asked for a paper, but I thought it was a cut, but it turns out it was tearable.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?