Thought jokes

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.

Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"

I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.