This jokes
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
My friend said this to me: "Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen." :(
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.