so a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said hi i'm your new dad the kid did not think about it and then he did and said but i already have a dad the mom said that was not your real dad
you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl Plane Hit the ground? Oh shit did I leave the stove on at home?
Jk: jimin why are you so small? Jm: excujjimi? Jk: no offense jim jm: yah call me hyung! Jk: but im bigger jm: im older! Jk: im tge top and your tge bottom so i dobt think its right to call you hyung.. jm:......
Ok, ok why people askin where i went im always on this website. Never think im not.
Ok everyone on this wepsite.... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS the person who claims hes my "brother" is firesharky he is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick u to think i have a brother but i dont.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website. Comment if so.
Riley....I'..I think I wanna be more than friends.
who thinks that prince should just avoid qwen are just continue the relationship
I think the pollen count is a difficult job. Especially if you have hayfever.
You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?
What do you think of your mom I have to go now and tyyyytt
Sometimes I feel ugly but then I think of my sister
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
I think that church is super burning 🥵
Whenever you think back to 9/11 and realize there 12 hours in front of us, why the f*ck didnt they warn us.
I learned that a strangler was targeting me. All I could think was “You’ve got to be choking me
