Think jokes
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Do you think when the Secret Service heard the gunshot they were like, "Donald Duck"?
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Three men walk into a bar. You would think the 3rd one would have ducked! 😅
When a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox
-smashes keyboard-
A little chimney said: "Ooooh, I think my house owner is making a fire in me! I'm about to smoke!"
The big chimney said next to him: "Well, you're too young to smoke..."
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.