Think jokes

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

What did one droplet say to the other?

"Water you thinking?"

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Why did the legless kid think he won a race? Because everybody already left.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...

I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.

You think your friends get butthurt?

That's gay guys.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.

The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"

The teacher said, "What about the kids?"

The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."

The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"