Think jokes
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
Memes
If you could see me you would think she's crazy af
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think, "I hope you get laid tonight."
By a tweaker with AIDS.
Your forehead so big you got to go outside to think.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Alya, I need to talk to you now. If you don't reply, I will kermit the not living, and if you don't think I will, I will post your OnlyFans photos I get every month for $5.99 a week (high price if you ask me)!
Family all eating at the table.
Brother: "Hmm, I think I feel gold."
Sister: "Stop the cap."
Brother looks under the table and says, "Nope, just a gold digger."
Dad laughed.
Stepmom storms out of the room.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.