What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
I have two things I wanna say:
1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.
2. wtf
Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
picture of her last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted
What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
