Things Jokes

What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers

"One man's trash is another man's treasure" great thing to say to someone horrible way to find out your adopted

Hey girl are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano

My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing

Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure." That's a horrible thing to find out when your adopted.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an Orphan? Go Big Or __ ____

hey thats the thing my grandpa has, they say that to treat it i should call him a bitch!

There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses

Orphan's and homeless people people are the same thing.

The thing abt 9/11 and the jokes abt it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head

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Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back

i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut

I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it's like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It 's not like I need the damn things anyway.