Thing jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

What was the first thing Thanos snapped?

Loki’s neck.

What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?

Imaginary parents.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What do you call a disabled Chinese person?

Sum Ting Wong.

Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

They drive slow in the school zone.

Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.

If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?

The only thing drier than these jokes is your mom.

What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?

Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.

(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?

They can’t say no.

If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?