What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
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What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind? The steering wheel.
So I was on a discord call the other day and one of my friends American buddies joined and we had a conversation.
Until they say: when did pounds change to quid.
And I said: 'they're the exact same thing.'
Then they said:
"but when did it happen?"
So I said:
"when did school change to shooting range?"
Whats the last thing that went through curt cobains mind? His teeth
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What was the last thing that went through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
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The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to there head
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What is the last thing you wanna see during a prostate exam? The doctor take off his watch
Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.
Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head befor he died?
His elbow.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The Helicopter Blade
