What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator, not a lift" and "it's chips, not crisps" etc. After a while of this, the British person calmly retorted, "they're schools, not shooting ranges."
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.