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You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bombers mind? His arse.
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
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your so poor if ever broke into your house id give you things
My grandmother made her passage on a boat the thing wasnât the only thing that went down.
So things are just to tiring to sort out...... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
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Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common, theyâre yet to be discovered.
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Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
if a black person calls you a cracker, let them say you can say things they can't say like, "thanks for the warning officer"
Whatâs one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cook book in the womenâs sports section
