They're jokes
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Q: Why don't Indians play soccer?
A: Because every time they're in the corner, they open a store.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.