They jokes

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one they can call "daddy."

Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?

They both hang on trees.

Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"

Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.

What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??

Why can't a blonde call 911?

She can't find the 11.

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.