They jokes
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Why can't the orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to...
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,
but I never realized they suited me.
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.