They jokes
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!