They jokes
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.