If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They Jokes
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sit in the dark and bitch.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
