They jokes
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Memes
i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".