They jokes
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What does a shark and a computer have in common?
They both have megabytes.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why are most absent dads mechanics?
They like to nut and bolt.
What does my arm have in common with paper?
They both can be cut.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.