They jokes

Sex

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

Jedi

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always know where the BEAT is.

Orange

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

Priest

What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.

Plane

Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.

Hitler

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

Friend

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

Ice

In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.

Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.

Cop

Why do kids want to become cops?

They want to find the guy who touched them.

Mask

Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.

Orphan

Why do orphans not love their parents?

Because they don’t have parents.