They jokes
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.