They jokes
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.