They jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why can orphans have a phone? Because they can find the home button.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!