They jokes
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are the 9/11 survivors the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went down 109 stories in 10 seconds.
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything!
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
See, I was always told puns are funny.
But I can see now they aren't punny.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.