They jokes
Why can't orphans have family time?
They don't have a family.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
How does a tree get online? They log in.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
One day, the Pope is coming to America in his limo, and he said to the driver, "Why don’t you let me drive for once?"
The driver thinks to himself, "Well, I can’t say no to this guy; he’s the Pope." So the driver pulls over, and they change places. The Pope was having fun, hauling butt down the freeway, dogging cars. After a while, the driver taps on the window and tells the Pope, "Slow down a bit; you might get pulled over."
The Pope says, "Ahhh, don’t worry about it; I’m the Pope." So he rolls up the window and continues to drive very fast. After a few moments, he gets pulled over. The cop walks to the car, and the Pope rolls down the tinted window. The cop sees the Pope and says, "Oh, I, ehhh, sorry, can you hold on a minute?"
The Pope says, "Sure." The cop walks back to his car and radios back to the station. He says, "Guys, I just pulled over someone really important."
They ask who, "The President?"
"No, more important."
"The president of another country?"
"No, more important."
"An ambassador?"
"No, even more important."
"Well, who is it?"
"I don’t know, but the Pope is the chauffeur."
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.