They jokes
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!