They jokes
Why do orphans play baseball?
So they can touch home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their way home.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
When orphans drink milk, they cry.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Jo mama so fat that when aliens invaded earth, they said, "Wow, two in one!"
If you're ever bored just fuck some orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.