They jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.