They jokes
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a NAVIGATOR dropping the beat.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Your mom's so fat, when she entered a fat contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!