They jokes
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do women and dog turds have in common?
The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.