Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
They Jokes
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?
None, 'cause they are all copycats.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
I got fired from a pickle factory for getting my finger caught in a slicer. They only gave *her* the day off with pay... unfair!
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
