They jokes
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.