They jokes

Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?

They never get to home!

If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!

How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣

How are babies and the elderly similar?

They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.

Why are smurfs blue?

Because they get bruises all the time.

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

Why can't poor people write jokes?

Because they make no cents.

Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they already lost the Twin Towers.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.