They jokes
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die: to be shot, to be hung, or to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." Boom, he was dead instantly.
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." Snap, he was dead.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff." They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy.
Then the Irishman said, "Give me another one of those shots," so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally, the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Irishman replied, "You guys are so stupid... I'm wearing a condom!"
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."
Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
I don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.