They jokes
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do midgets laugh while they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they cannot find home.
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
How do u get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope they hung themself in...
An orphan can never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"