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What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
Why did the orphans like church so much?
So they had someone to call father...
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
damn they did them durty
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once, but he couldn't tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his AR.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn't actually tell me the joke.