They jokes
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Why do Indians marry cows? Because they bathe in milk.
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
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Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk to the nearest gas station a few miles back.
One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.