They jokes
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Memes
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"