They jokes
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
This kid was going to sleep and he said, "Night, Mum. Night, Dad. And night, Grandma, and bye, Grandpa." The next morning, Grandpa died, and the next night he said, "Night, Dad. Night, Mum. Night, Grandma." Grandma died the next morning. The next night he said, "Night, Mum, bye, Dad," and they heard the postman died because he was the dad, lol.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.