They jokes
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.