They jokes
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What did the Blonde say to the other Blonde?
They don’t know; they couldn’t figure out what to say.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Memes
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.