They jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Why did the teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't get even.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.