I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They Jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
