They jokes
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the other contraction they know.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!