They jokes
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy/mommy."
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.