They jokes
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Two people about to have sex realize they have no lube.
In their desperate, horny haste, they looked for the nearest "Downy" and asked it, "Speak into my hand."
Upon their return to the bed, they regretted it immediately because his dick just stayed down...
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.