What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
They Jokes
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
