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Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
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Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.