They jokes
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
short people when they see rain
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."