They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.