They jokes
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.