They jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
short people when they see rain
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.