What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
They Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
