They jokes
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
My diet:
Make all of my friends cupcakes. The fatter they get, the thinner I look...
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.