They jokes
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.