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You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
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What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need parent registration!
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans have sex, my friends? Why? They have none to call daddy.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.