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You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement?
Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"