They jokes
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Why do orphans support slavery?
They finally have an owner.
If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
How are mountains able to see? They peak!
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Dear Grad Parents,
Please pass the attached Commencement schedule on to your graduate(s). We ask that students arrive 15 minutes prior to their scheduled time and that they do not arrive early. Staff will greet the students outside the main entrance. Students may wear cap and gowns and/or formal wear.
There will be more information to follow in the coming days.
Thank you.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why is an orphan good at being naughty?
Because they don't have no one to tell them off.
"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a computer screen, and then they can see the government has to get Chili's."
When people mean "phat feast," they don't mean fat.
When yo mumma says "phat," she means FAT but thinks she's cool!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.