They jokes
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh."
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.