I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
They Jokes
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
